First Door on the Left

Well it looks like Doofus finally found a job for crazy old Zell…

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - President Bush today appointed Democrat Zell Miller to new cabinet position: Official White House Food Tester. Mr. Bush denied that it had anything to do with that silly terrorist food warning made last week by outgoing HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson.

I knew that if they tried hard enough, they’d find something for the loony old gent to do.

Alright, I’ve had enough. I’m calling these guys out.

With well over two million votes cast in the Washington state governor’s race, the Republican candidate is leading right now by 42 votes. That’s forty-two votes - a four and and a two. That’s roughly .000021%. The Democrats are financing a recount.

Mark Noonan at Blogs for Bush (linked above) writes:

The votes were cast and they were counted and your candidate lost - just accept the loss and go to work on trying to win next time around. Don’t they even understand that if they “win” the recount, it still wont do them any good? They’ll seem like bad sports and spoiled brats - people who just can’t imagine losing. Plus, Donk’s, it’ll then be your Party with the executive who “only barely won” with all the resultant political weakness that involves.

Can Mr. Noonan honestly tell me that the Republican party would not be calling for a recount if it were their candidate who is behind by 42 votes? If that were the case, would he be calling the Republicans bad sports and spoiled brats? No, I can guarantee that he would not. He would be calling them heroes.

“Donks?” Where the hell did he get that from? Should we start calling Republicans “Thugs?” Perhaps we should.

It’s time to call the wingnuts who are whining about this recount what they are — two-faced, hypocrital fartfaces.

I would have been disappointed had the Democratic party not insisted upon a recount, just as I would have been disappointed had the Republican party not insisted on a recount if their candidate were behind by so slim a margin.

Act like an adult for a change, Noonan.