Jul 03 2002
Let me explain
I got a kick out of this teaser:
“NBC News correspondent Bob Hager explains how two planes collided in the air over the skies in Southern Germany.”
Well, Bob, let me explain. There were these two airplanes flying over Southern Germany. They happened to be at the same longitude, latitude, and altitude. When two physical objects occupy the same space at the same time, they tend to bump into each other.
I hope that clears it up for you, Bob. You may now forward your paycheck for this week to me.
Sheesh.
I have to go to work now.
