Jun 30 2002
Taking a walk
So Dick Cheney was President of the United States yesterday. So how was yesterday any different than any other day?
What did Dubya do right after having his colon probed? He went out for a four and a half mile walk! Guess he had to prove that he is still the macho Texas man. I’ve had one of those colonoscopy things, and believe me, I did not go out for a four and a half mile walk right afterward. First, you can’t eat anything for like two days before. Second, they make you drink a gallon of awful tasting stuff the day before. This awful tasting stuff cleans you out good, if you know what I mean. There is nothing left inside you. Nothing.
So first thing I did when it was over and I finally got home was eat a sandwich. I was hungry. Then I took a nap. I sure didn’t go out for a stroll with a bunch of Secret Service agents. I’m guessing this is why Dubya is the pResident, and I am not.
One Response to “Taking a walk”
it would also help if your dad’s oil tycoon friends controlled the government. and if the supreme court liked you. you’re close though–i’m betting you didn’t get the majority of the popular vote either!
len in 2004? what else do you have to do?