First Door on the Left

Were I one to have my feelings easily battered, I might have taken offense upon finding this in comments…

I don’t allow faggots to post on my web pages, go away

I have always been taught, and believed, that words reflect more heavily on the speaker than they do on those to whom they are spoken. You know the old line: ’tis better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

(The young ‘uns just have no respect anymore!)

Based on your answers to 20 questions, this quiz purports to tell you which religion you currently practice (or should consider practicing). Given that I adhere to no organized religion, I am fascinated by my results.

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (92%)
3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (86%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
5. Secular Humanism (79%)
6. Reform Judaism (76%)
7. Bahá’í Faith (71%)
8. Jehovah’s Witness (68%)
9. Neo-Pagan (67%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (63%)
11. New Age (59%)
12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (58%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)
14. Sikhism (56%)
15. Islam (55%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (55%)
17. Taoism (55%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (55%)
19. Jainism (53%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
21. Nontheist (52%)
22. New Thought (44%)
23. Scientology (38%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
25. Roman Catholic (27%)
26. Hinduism (23%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)