First Door on the Left

Jason Trommetter writes:

The Boy Scouts were right when they banned homosexuals from being Scoutmasters. The recent pedophile priest scandal has shown us what can happen when homosexual pedophiles are given unfettered access to young boys. You can’t tell just by looking at a homexual [sic] whether or not he’s a pedophile, so it’s just safer to bar them from being Scoutmasters. That avoids scandals like the ones the Catholic church is suffering from now.

To which I replied:

You are correct. It is not possible, by looking at a homosexual, to tell whether or not he is a pedophile. By the same token, it is not possible to tell by looking at a heterosexual whether or not he is a pedophile. So, to be on the safe side, perhaps we should ban both homosexuals and heterosexuals from the priesthood. We must remember, after all, that statistics have proven time and again that the vast majority of pedophiles are heterosexual. This also proves, beyond any reasonable doubt, that heterosexual males should never be allowed to serve as scoutmasters. Am I being facetious here? Perhaps. I certainly hope you are!

(Update: I see that Jason has removed my comment. In fact, he has completely disabled comments on his post. Interesting.)

To say my left arm hurts right now would be an understatement. To say I am getting mighty tired of this crap would be an understatement of the first magnitude. Who knew a little pinched nerve could cause this much trouble?

I finally went to bed at 5:00 this morning. It is now a little after 7:00. Two fricking hours. Woo-hoo.

We’re in the midst of a noisy thunderstorm right now, which woke up the s/o. At least I have company.

Talked to my mom on the phone last night. She misses my dad. Understandable. They were married for 54 years.

Just passing this along, in case you’re interested…

Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon

The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women’s health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19. The event is held on the honour system and you decide how long you want to masturbate in the privacy of your own home. This year’s charity is the Hassle Free Women’s Clinic.

Now I don’t know about your friends and neighbors, but I think mine would have a tendency to freak out just a bit if I were to ask them to sponsor me in something like this. Then again, it may be that I just need to loosen up a bit. This seems, to me anyway, a rather “unique” way to raise funds for charity. What are your thoughts? Feel free to comment, but remember… be nice!

(I promised myself I would refrain from saying something like “Life must be pretty boring up there in Canada”. But, what the hey….)