Doonesbury vs. Texas

 Posted by at 19:20  Politics, Republicans
Mar 102012

Next week’s Doonesbury comic strip will be tackling the Texas anti-abortion/mandatory ultrasound law, prompting some newspapers around the country to run “flashback” strips instead. To my surprise, my hometown paper (The Dallas Morning News) will be carrying the strip. Will yours?

Here’s what will be covered:

Monday: Young woman arrives for her pre-termination sonogram, is told to take a seat in the shaming room, a middle-aged male state legislator will be right with her.

Tuesday: He asks her if this is her first visit to the center, she replies no, that she’s been using the contraceptive services for some time. He says, “I see. Do your parents know you’re a slut?”

Wednesday: A different male is reading to her about the transvaginal exam process.

Thursday: In the stirrups, she is telling a nurse that she doesn’t want a transvaginal exam. Doctor says “Sorry miss, you’re first trimester. The male Republicans who run Texas require that all abortion seekers be examined with a 10″ shaming wand.” She asks “Will it hurt?” Nurse says, “Well, it’s not comfortable, honey. But Texas feels you should have thought of that.” Doctor says, “By the authority invested in me by the GOP base, I thee rape.”

Friday: Doctor is explaining that the Texas GOP requires her to have an intimate encounter with her fetus. He begins describing it to her. Last panel, he says, “Shall I describe it’s hopes and dreams?” She replies, “If it wants to be the next Rick Perry, I’ve made up my mind.”

Saturday: Back in the reception area, she asks where she goes now for the actual abortion. Receptionist tells her there’s a 24-hour waiting period: “The Republican Party is hoping you get caught in a shame spiral and change your mind.” Last panel: She says, “A final indignity.” Receptionist replies, “Not quite. Here’s your bill.”



  3 Responses to “Doonesbury vs. Texas”

  1. I read about this. Our paper in Memphis will be running the strip too. I’m sure it will raise a huge squabble out of our many right wing citizens.

  2. Way to go Doonesbury!

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