GOP Emergency Meeting

 Posted by at 18:38  Politics, Republicans
Aug 232011

Republicans are holding emergency meetings all over the country trying to figure out how to:

  1. Blame President Obama and/or the Democrats for the earthquake that struck the east coast today and
  2. Take credit for the fall of Moammar Gadhafi (or however you spell it) in Libya.

You watch. They will be doing both within the next day or two, if they haven’t already.

  9 Responses to “GOP Emergency Meeting”

  1. The Democrats are giving the credit for the earthquake to the the Republicans. Especially George Bush. They’re saying the earthquake was on Bush’s fault line.

  2. @ Steve:
    Thanks, Steve. That’s too funny. And the really sad part is that the Democrats are probably correct! 😉

  3. Mother nature doesn’t like a black president… or didn’t you know? That’s why it was in DC.

  4. @ Classic NYer:
    I did not know that Mother Nature is a Republican. However, given the amount of damage she has done lately, I should not be surprised.

  5. While they are at it the Republicans might aswell find a way to blame Obama for the shit weather here in the UK!

  6. @ Dougy Hunt:
    Don’t be giving them ideas. 🙂

  7. @ Len:
    Then again… given the amount of damage the republicans have done to Mother Nature…

  8. That really made me laugh! 🙂

  9. @Len

    I withdraw my comment. (Not that they have noticed…they are probably still in the meeting.)

    Minutes from meeting:

    Item 1) “Who is Obama?…” “Who?…Osama? Didn’t we kill him?”
    Item 2) Throw away climate change research.
    Item 3) Shoot some guns.

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