Don’t ask and she won’t tell. As Anderson Cooper illustrates, Michelle Crazy Eyes Bachmann has a stock answer whenever anyone asks her about her past anti-gay statements — “I am running for the presidency of the United States.”
Ms. Bachmann has stated that one of her first actions as president would be to reinstate Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Seems appropriate somehow.
UPDATE: I don’t mean to overdose you all on Ms. Crazy Eyes today, but this one is just too good to pass up…
Perhaps she should invest a little more in her research department.